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Sweatshop Christmas

$65.00

Robot elves on the holiday shift. Management left by sleigh. All-over print Christmas sweatshirt in navy.

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The dispatch

BEND, Ore. Production at a local gift facility continued through the holiday Tuesday under a banner reading “Load More Hope.” The workforce consists entirely of robots in elf hats. One unit, designated ELF 404, could not be found. Management departed by sleigh shortly before midnight and was unavailable for comment.

  • All-over print crewneck. This is a sweatshirt, not a knitted sweater.
  • Recycled polyester with a little stretch, soft cotton-feel face, brushed fleece inside.
  • Unisex relaxed fit with drop shoulders. Eleven sizes, 2XS to 6XL.
  • Printed, cut, and sewn to order.

Fabric details

  • 96% recycled polyester, 4% elastane for manufacturing in the US/Mexico
  • 95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane for manufacturing in Latvia
  • Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
  • Overlock seams
  • Blank components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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